Mar 2, 2010

It's NOT Possible To Become
Addicted To Your Sex Toys



Ladies . . . I've got some good news to report this morning.

--According to a gynecologist from New York City who goes by the name Dr. Kate, it's NOT possible to become addicted to your SEX TOYS.

--Not only that, but you can molest yourself from sun-up to sun-down, and your sex toys won't cause any damage to your most intimate of areas.

--By that I mean you won't lose sensitivity, and you won't develop any calluses on your lady parts as a result of using your naughty novelty devices too frequently.

--The only possible concern is that since your sexy stimulator is so effective, you might find yourself getting bored or annoyed with your partner, since he won't be able to keep up with the sheer number of climaxes you're used to experiencing.

--But other than that, you're good to go.

(--Maybe I just stated the obvious, and you already knew everything I just told you. But I wanted to reassure you it's okay to touch your junk all the time. Happy Tuesday!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn Brady, I whacked off to this. Is that Ok?

BRADY IN THE MORNING said...

It's not OK. It's not ok at all. But thank you for listening and checking out my blog.

Lori said...

What if we watched you whack off Brady? ;-)