TWO FEMALE TEACHERS CAUGHT CAUGHT NAKED HAVING SEX

Who's hot for teacher? Looks like the other teacher.

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.

A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.

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Man To File Lawsuit over Mug Shot

VIVID WANTS CARRIE

The Carrie Prejean sex tapes could become the next celebrity video flick on Vivid.com.

ROB SCHNEIDER IN MORNING COURT

Rob Schneider did a morning radio show last week, and ragged on them the whole time for making him wait in the parking lot before the interview. Here he is "joking" about how he makes more money than they do.

BALLOON BOY

A couple who frantically told a 911 dispatcher their 6-year-old son had floated off in an inflatable balloon remain in the spotlight, but now it's for a series of bizarre TV interviews about the escapade, a previous 911 call and efforts to land a reality TV show gig.

BRING YOUR GUN TO THE BAR

This week in Arizona, a law went into effect that allows people to bring guns into bars and restaurants where alcohol is served. Here's more form the Arizona Department of Tourism.

REMEMBERING 9/11

GOT A STRAW?

AC/DCTED KENNEDY HIGHWAY TO HELLRE-MIX

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STACY WANTS TO KNOW...WTF?

Is it a squirrel?

BRITNEY ON LETTERMAN

DISTRICT 69

The new movie District 9 has opened across theaters. Also opening is an X-Rated version of the movie

HEY FAT BOY! MAKE YOUR OWN KFC

IS THE SURGEON GENERAL FAT?

ME AND MJ

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!

U.S. President Barack Obama and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy take their places with junior G8 delegates for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy, July 9, 2009. Leaders of the Group of Eight major industrial nations and the main developing economies are meeting in the central Italian city of L'Aquila until Friday to discuss issues ranging from global economic stimulus to climate change and oil prices.

ROSIE CRASHES PARTY

ROSIE CRASHED THE 2009 NATHANS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

I'M DEAD!

MICHEAL JACKSON IN HEAVEN

72 YEAR OLD WOMAN TASERED BY COPS

NEW SPINAL TAPBACK FROM THE DEAD

It’s been 25 years since Spinal Tap smashed the boundaries of rock 'n' roll and comedy in the perfect-11 documentary This is Spinal Tap. In Back From the Dead, their first album in 17 years, David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls (aka Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer) are back doing what they do best. Only better. "I like the songs, but we’ve done a much better job in re-doing some of them," says Tufnel of the new album, which includes remixes of Tap classics like "Stonehenge" and "Big Bottom." "The amplifiers are better. The guitars are better. So it sounds much better."

ALBUM COVER ART ACCORDING TO ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

Rolling Stones' picks for the 100 greatest album covers of all time..
#1 The Beatles / Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

CELL PHONE ELBOW

First there was tennis elbow, now there is something called "cell phone elbow" or pain from spending too much time on the phone.

I.O.U. TECHNICAL INSTITUTE

Do you have a kid living at home over 21? Does he need a career? Send him to the I.O.U. Technical Institute.

MAN FINDS $750,000 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

"I was walking out to my car for a clean shirt when I saw bags of trash on the side of the road," he said. When Mr Jenks went to move the bags, he realised they were filled with banknotes. The bags are believed to have come from a Brinks armoured security vehicle.

SELF-DEFENSE OR MURDER?CALL MORNING COURT WITH BRADY 1-877-900-9690

surveillance footage of a would-be Oklahoma City pharmacy robbery that resulted in a murder charge being filed against Jerome Ersland.

POPSICLE

If you could turn one female into a popsicle, who would it be?

MONKEY HELPERS

Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled is a national nonprofit serving quadriplegic and other people with severe spinal cord injuries or mobility-impairments by providing highly trained monkeys to assist with daily activities.

THE VERY 1ST "TONIGHT SHOW" WITH CONAN

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IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR KIDS...LISTEN TO THIS!

101 AND STILL SMOKING

A 101 year old woman is still smoking after all these years. Marlboro couldn't be happier!

BRUNO TEABAGS EMINEM

EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THIS WAS STAGED...NO WAY! EMINEM IS THE MOST HOMOPHOBE ENTERTAINER OUT THERE.. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. I KNOW REAL ANGER WHEN I SEE IT...EMINEM WAS PISSED! WATCH.....

MTV Shows

911 CALL - I DIDN'T GET MY ORANGE JUICE!

Given a choice between "a day without sunshine" and a day without jail time, most people will skip the orange juice and stay out of jail. But Raibin Raof Osman isn't most people. The 20-year-old had a sleep-over at the Washington County Jail on Memorial Day after calling 9-1-1 to complain that McDonald's left out a box of orange juice from his drive-thru order. Osman was booked Monday night on accusations of improper use of 9-1-1. He bailed out Tuesday. The offense is punishable by up to six months in jail and a fine of $2,500.

NO FLAG AT WORK!

Texan Woman Told to Remove 'Offensive' American Flag From Office. Debbie McLucas comes from a patriotic family – her husband and both of her sons served in the U.S. military, and her daughter is currently deployed to Iraq on her second tour of duty as a combat medic.

So when McLucas arrived at work at a Texas hospital last Friday, she was stunned to be told that the Stars and Stripes she had hung in her office in advance of Memorial Day were offensive, and that the flag had been removed....

ARNOLD WANTS TO SELL SAN QUENTIN!

Governor Schwarzenegger wants to sell San Quentin Prison to help the state raise cash. Here's his new ad . . .

TASERED BLACK PANTHER

Someone shoved a stuffed animal resembling a panther into a storm drain, and it looked so real, police tasered it.

NO FAT SCOUT LEADERS

Someone shoved a stuffed animal resembling a panther into a storm drain, and it looked so real, police tasered it.

REAL MEN OF GENIUS PALE GUY

We proudly salute those real men of genius who are clearly not ready for Memorial Day weekend...

NO PANTIES YEARBOOK

A Tampa Girl Pulls A 'Britney' .. Tampa's Sickles High School is refusing to recall their 2009 yearbook, which contains a picture of 16 year-old girl's private parts. The unidentified junior says she did not wear undies on picture day because she did not want to be photographed with panty lines.


YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR KIDS!

-Brady In The Morning 

I couldn’t believe how many parents called me this morning and used the phrase “you can’t watch your children every minute of the day”....

SO IN 2009 MOM AND DAD ARE WORKING SO MUCH, THEY DON’T KNOW WHEN CLASS PICTURES ARE TAKEN? THEY CAN’T BE THERE TO MAKE SURE THEIR KIDS ARE WEARING THE RIGHT CLOTHES? WHAT?

If that’s the case, cut back on the hours you work, get rid of the beamer with the high monthly payments, move into a smaller home, buy fewer things, stop eating McDonalds and pay more attention to your kids! Life isn’t about how many nice things you have when you have children, it should be about raising your kids properly! When you don’t know what the **** is happening in your kid’s life, YOU ARE NOT RAISING THEM PROPERLY and they become everyone else’s problem!

I get that you need to work but if you can’t raise your kids the RIGHT way…WHY DID YOU HAVE THEM?

I hate hearing parents use every excuse in the book for why their kid screwed up. It’s always someone else’s fault…isn’t it? Everyone else should pay for your stupid kid…shouldn’t we? What about the parents that always blame the teachers? Or the mom and dad that always blame the other kid… “It’s that kids fault!, that’s the kid that’s the bad influence on my kid”.
Here’s a clue. If you’ve been in the situation more than twice in the last year…YOUR KID IS A ****-UP AND PROBABLY BRINGING OTHER KIDS DOWN WITH THEM!

If your 16 year old daughter is leaving the house not wearing panties and someone gets a picture of her crotch…THAT’S HER FAULT AND YOUR FAULT AS MUCH AS IT IS THE FAULT OF THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE PICTURE!

Now sit your daughter down and explain that if she doesn't wear panties, there's the chance someone may see her crotch and get a picture. 

Don’t get me wrong. I know teens screw up, but their less likely to be my problem if you make them your problem first.

HELP-A-HO!

Now that Craigslist's "erotic services" section has been taken from us by prudish Uncle Sam, it's going to be a lot harder to find quality street hookers. But a new service called Help-a-Ho will make sure your pipes are clean . .

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN THE NBA...

These are some of the things overheard by the announcers that sounded dirty during the latest games.

WAFFLE HOUSE SHOOTING

A Waffle House waitress accused of shooting customer. Police in South Carolina said a waitress allegedly shot a customer in the arm and struck the customer with the gun during a heated argument.

A MESSAGE FROM CRAIGSLIST.ORG

If you're a guy who got his booty on-line at craigslist.org, those days are over. You'll have to get your booty the old fashioned way...make her a drink spiked with chloral hydrate.

A WORD FROM THE GOVERNMENT

The government wants to tax soda pop and sports drinks.

TRUMP HAS SPOKEN!

Donald Trump has made his decision regarding Miss California.

NICK THUNE THE TIME LINE OF A POT SMOKER

This bit by Nick Thune has had lots of requests since I played it. Here's Nick giving the time line of his friend who smokes pot.

SPLASH AND DASH WINNERMORNING MAFIA MEMBER #78TERRY MCNEIL

Terry McNeil, Morning Mafia Member #78 won a $10,000 shopping spree to Fredericksburg Motor Sports!

MANNY JUST BEING UMMMM A DOUCHE?

DOES EVERYONE IN BASEBALL TAKE ROIDS?

TREKKIE REHAB

After Star Trek doing so well and the millions of Trekkies who came out for this huge event of a movie. Some couldn't find their way back to reality.

WIN A DAY WITH BILL CLINTON

HILLARY NEEDS TO PAY OFF HER RUN FOR PRESIDENT AND HERE'S WHAT SHE CAME UP WITH....

DISNEYS MAGIC MOUNTAINS

NO MORE ROLLER COASTER FLASHING POLICE

BILLY MAYS FOR PI-RID!

NO MORE PESTY PIRATES. IT'S BILLY MAYS TO THE RESCUE.

STEVEN HAWKING SINGS THE HITS!

Now that we are close to losing one of the worlds greatest minds, we find out some secrets about Steven Hawking.

THE D.C. MADAM INTERVIEW WITH MONTGOMERY SIBLEYAUTHOR OF "WHY JUST HER"

The following is an interview with Montgomery Sibley. The lawyer that represented Deborah Jeane Palfrey also author of the book "Why Just Her" The Judicial Lynching of the D.C. Madam.

DAY AFTER EARTH DAY

DEUCE-O THE CLOWN

THE BURPING M.I.L.F.

Face Transplant Surgery

Culp underwent the first face transplant surgery the United States at the Cleveland Clinic in December 2008. Culp spoke to the media at a news conference at the Cleveland Clinic in Cleveland, on Tuesday, May 5, 2009. The 46-year-old mother of two lost most of the midsection of her face to a gunshot. Full story here.

PANTIE DROPPER

GET A FEW OF THESE IN HER AND WATCH THE DRINK LIVE UP TO IT'S NAME!









THE PANTY DROPPER / BRADY ORIGINAL
•1 CUP OF MOUNTAIN BERRY BLAST POWER AID
•1 SHOT OF TEQUILA (PATRONE SILVER)
•1 SHOT OF SWEET AND SOUR MIX
•INSTEAD OF SALT USE SUGAR AROUND THE RIM OF THE GLASS
•MIX IT UP AND POUR INTO A TALL GLASS ON TOP OF ICE AND TOP OFF WITH FAVORITE FRUIT