Now it's time to celebrate our Idiot Criminal of the Day . . . 18-year-old Austin Purifoy of Las Cruces, New Mexico (--about 20 miles north of the Mexican border).
--Two weeks ago, Austin was upset with his girlfriend, Desiree. So to get back at her, he smashed the passenger side window of her car with a rock, and DROPPED A DEUCE in the backseat. (!!!) There was only one problem . . .
--Austin took a dump in the WRONG CAR.
--Not only that, but the owner of the car actually caught Austin in the backseat, pulling his underwear up . . . and called the cops on him.
--Last week, Austin was indicted on two charges of criminal property damage, and one charge of breaking and entering. If he's convicted, he could get up to two and a half years in prison.
--Two weeks ago, Austin was upset with his girlfriend, Desiree. So to get back at her, he smashed the passenger side window of her car with a rock, and DROPPED A DEUCE in the backseat. (!!!) There was only one problem . . .
--Austin took a dump in the WRONG CAR.
--Not only that, but the owner of the car actually caught Austin in the backseat, pulling his underwear up . . . and called the cops on him.
--Last week, Austin was indicted on two charges of criminal property damage, and one charge of breaking and entering. If he's convicted, he could get up to two and a half years in prison.
(--I know a guy whose favorite revenge technique was "the upper-decker." That's when you take a dump in the upper tank of someone's toilet, so that every time they flush, part of your deuce is released.)
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