A Crack Head Got A Beat-Down For Paying His Dealer With Monopoly Money

And now . . . here's even more proof that CRACK DON'T SMOKE ITSELF.

--Last Thursday, police in Wichita, Kansas, made a routine traffic stop. And when they approached the car, they noticed the driver . . . an unidentified 33-year-old man . . . was bleeding from his head.

--The cops asked the man what happened, and he launched into a story about how he'd used Monopoly money to pay his CRACK DEALER, and the pummeling was payback for his drug-induced stupidity.

--According to a police spokesman, quote, "The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house, and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun, and other people jumped into the fray."

--Now the police are looking for the drug dealer in order to charge him with the assault, but the junkie is refusing to cooperate. (--Imagine that.)

(KDSK News 5 - Wichita)