When you decide to get yourself a pit bull and train him to be your guard dog, you do it for that ONE time, that ONE day, when you'll actually be in danger and need him to step in.
34-year-old Edward Smith of Cortez, Florida has a pit bull named Zeus who he'd trained as a guard dog.
On Friday morning, he finally needed his dog to protect him when a robber broke into the house . . . made Edward and a friend STRIP . . . and then stole their wallets at gunpoint.
But Zeus wasn't there to save the day. Because, according to Edward, quote, "He was down the road, trying to get his groove on" with a female dog.
The police are still searching for the robber.
There's no word on whether or not Zeus was able to successfully get his groove on.
