The two people in this story aren't master criminals. But clearly they're having more FUN than pretty much any other couple out there.
36-year-old Billie Jo Stevenson and her boyfriend, 34-year-old Jonathan Lee Misner, are both from Huntington, West Virginia. And early on Monday morning, they went on a small but INCREDIBLE crime spree.
First, they went to a Walmart and hopped onto one of those motorized shopping carts . . . the ones that are designed for the elderly and super-chubbies. They rode the motorized shopping cart right out of the store, then out of the parking lot.
Their destination? A STRIP CLUB called JB's Gentleman's Club.
But those carts don't go . . . you know . . . fast. So the cops were able to catch up with them just as they were abandoning the cart to head into JB's.
You're not going to believe this, but according to the police report, both of them appeared to be intoxicated.
They were both arrested and charged with grand larceny and public intoxication.
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