May 31, 2010

A Teacher Accidentally Gave A Student A DVD Of Schoolgirl Porno Instead Of The Digital Yearbook



Meet Dana Hill of Crystal River, Florida (--about 75 miles north of Tampa).

--Dana's 8-year-old daughter Skylar is in second grade at nearby Rock Crusher Elementary. (--Yep, that's the real name of the school.) And last week, she received her copy of the school's digital yearbook.

--But when Skylar got home and popped in the DVD, she and her 12-year-old brother James realized it wasn't a digital yearbook they were watching:

--It was a porno DVD with a schoolgirl theme. (!!!)

--Apparently, Skylar's teacher screwed up and accidentally switched the yearbook DVD with a movie from her husband's porno stash.

--For the record, Dana says she's not filing charges, and she has no plans to sue the school, because she doesn't have proof the mix-up was intentional. But she says she would like an apology from the teacher, which she still hasn't gotten.

--Dana says, quote, "Honestly, my reaction was, 'This is a mistake' . . . It was adult [porno] stars portraying themselves as teenagers, with the ponytails, cheerleader outfits."

--Now Dana's concerned about the teacher's husband because he's at every school function and, clearly, he has a thing for schoolgirls. (???)

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