38-year-old Chad Ettmueller lives in Cumming, Georgia (--about 50 miles northeast of Atlanta).
--Recently, he took his family to a restaurant called Which 'Wich, and ordered his favorite sandwich . . . a five-meat three-cheese behemoth called the "Wicked."
--Then, since Chad hadn't eaten all day, he doubled the meat and cheese. It was a massive sandwich. So big, in fact, that when Chad opened his mouth to take a bite, he DISLOCATED HIS JAW. (!!!)
--Now, ordinarily this is the part in the story where Chad files a lawsuit against Which 'Wich for injuring him. But that's not what happened. As Chad put it, quote, "It wasn't the sandwich's fault, it was my genetics."
--Officials for Which 'Wich say they're now considering three new names for the sandwich . . . the "Lockjaw," the "Double Dislocator" and the "Jaw Wrecker."
--According to a statement from Which 'Wich, quote, "In our six years of operating Which Wich we have never heard anything quite like this. We are happy to report that Chad is in good spirits and his jaw is healing. In the meantime, we are just supplying him with as many milkshakes as he wants."
--Then, since Chad hadn't eaten all day, he doubled the meat and cheese. It was a massive sandwich. So big, in fact, that when Chad opened his mouth to take a bite, he DISLOCATED HIS JAW. (!!!)
--Now, ordinarily this is the part in the story where Chad files a lawsuit against Which 'Wich for injuring him. But that's not what happened. As Chad put it, quote, "It wasn't the sandwich's fault, it was my genetics."
--Officials for Which 'Wich say they're now considering three new names for the sandwich . . . the "Lockjaw," the "Double Dislocator" and the "Jaw Wrecker."
--According to a statement from Which 'Wich, quote, "In our six years of operating Which Wich we have never heard anything quite like this. We are happy to report that Chad is in good spirits and his jaw is healing. In the meantime, we are just supplying him with as many milkshakes as he wants."
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