There was a big scare in northwestern Russia yesterday. An anti-terrorism bomb squad was called into a post office when a worker found a package that was TICKING. (--This all went down in a city called Petrozavodsk.)
Russia has been on edge after three different terrorist bombings in the past year.
Thank goodness, this was not a repeat. After the post office was evacuated, the bomb squad investigated the package, and it turns out the bomb was actually . . . a VIBRATING LOVE TOY.