Introducing Light-Up Blinds . . . So You Can Pretend Your Crappy Apartment Has Windows

If you live in a depressing, windowless dungeon of an apartment, and you're starting to go crazy from lack of sunlight, I've got just the thing for you . . .

--They're called Bright Blinds, and they look just like ordinary blinds, with one catch: They aren't supposed to cover a window.

--See, Bright Blinds are made with special, electroluminescent sheets that light up all on their own. The idea is to hang them on the wall of a windowless room to create the ILLUSION of a window. (???)

--A company called Generate Design invented Bright Blinds. They've only created a prototype so far, and you can't buy them anywhere . . . at least not yet.