Now it's time to recognize our Idiot Criminal of the Day . . . 27-year-old William Ferris of Bethel, Ohio (--about 30 miles southwest of Columbus).
--On Sunday, William paid a hooker $50 to have sex with him in the bathroom of a White Castle.
--His understanding was that he'd purchased a full range of sexual services, and that he was entitled to P-in-V relations. But after performing oral favors, the hooker took off with William's money, leaving him unsatisfied.
--So naturally, William called 911 . . . to report that he'd been ROBBED.
--But once the cops showed up, William admitted what really happened, and was arrested for solicitation and making a false report. He's also been banned for life from the White Castle restaurant.
--On Sunday, William paid a hooker $50 to have sex with him in the bathroom of a White Castle.
--His understanding was that he'd purchased a full range of sexual services, and that he was entitled to P-in-V relations. But after performing oral favors, the hooker took off with William's money, leaving him unsatisfied.
--So naturally, William called 911 . . . to report that he'd been ROBBED.
--But once the cops showed up, William admitted what really happened, and was arrested for solicitation and making a false report. He's also been banned for life from the White Castle restaurant.
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