Some Drunk Chick Tried To Feed A Bear At The Zoo And Got Her Thumb And Forefinger Bitten Off

Now it's time for a segment I like to call Amazing Feats of Drunken Stupidity

--On Friday, an unidentified 47-year-old woman was doing some heavy drinking at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Manitowoc, Wisconsin (--in the eastern part of the state, about 75 miles north of Milwaukee).
--At some point, this genius got the bright idea that she was going to HAND-FEED one of the zoo's Asiatic black bears.

--So she climbed over a barrier surrounding the bear enclosure, and reached down to feed the animals.

--At which point the bear promptly bit down on her hand, completely severing her THUMB and FOREFINGER.

(--And there you have it . . . another installment of Amazing Feats of Drunken Stupidity. Now don't you feel a little better about YOUR drunken antics over the weekend? I thought so. Happy Monday. )

--Brady