28-year-old Marium Varinauskas is a Lithuanian native who now lives in Tillydrone, Scotland (--in the eastern part of the country, just north of Aberdeen).
--Last November, Marium got wasted and started acting like a jerk, so his girlfriend called the cops. All she wanted was for Marium to leave the apartment until he sobered up.
--When the cops showed up, Marium was sitting on the couch in his underwear. And when they asked him to leave . . . well . . . that's when things got weird.
--According to the police report, Marium stood up and exposed himself to the officers. Then he started swinging his JUNK around, and tried to slap it against a female officer, forcing her to take, quote, "evasive action to avoid getting struck."
--On Tuesday, Marium pleaded guilty to assault, and was fined $920.
--He says, quote, "I had too much to drink and don't remember anything. I was going to bed and was just wearing my pants. I feel quite bad about it all, but it's difficult to say anything because I don't remember."
--Last November, Marium got wasted and started acting like a jerk, so his girlfriend called the cops. All she wanted was for Marium to leave the apartment until he sobered up.
--When the cops showed up, Marium was sitting on the couch in his underwear. And when they asked him to leave . . . well . . . that's when things got weird.
--According to the police report, Marium stood up and exposed himself to the officers. Then he started swinging his JUNK around, and tried to slap it against a female officer, forcing her to take, quote, "evasive action to avoid getting struck."
--On Tuesday, Marium pleaded guilty to assault, and was fined $920.
--He says, quote, "I had too much to drink and don't remember anything. I was going to bed and was just wearing my pants. I feel quite bad about it all, but it's difficult to say anything because I don't remember."
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