This amount of effort (deserves an +A for) REALLY wasn't worth the payoff. Last Thursday, around 2:00 A.M., 45-year-old Rui J. Rua of Bridgeport, Connecticut carved a giant hole in the wall of a deli so he could get inside and steal . . . 12 beers. That's it.
A few minutes after he got away, the police tracked him down. They found him in his car with a large chisel, a hand saw, and half a beer in his hand.
He was arrested and charged with third-degree burglary, larceny, criminal mischief, and possession of burglary tools.
