I will never defend drunk driving . . . but if ANYONE has a worthwhile excuse, I guess it would have to be this woman.
On Friday night, police in Melbourne, Australia pulled over a 55-year-old woman. The woman blew a 0.05 on the breathalyzer, which is enough to fall under the local drunk driving laws. But she gave the police a VERY valid excuse.
She told them she'd just gotten NEW FALSE TEETH and wanted to go test them out by eating some FRIED CHICKEN at KFC.
Somehow, that wasn't good enough to get her off the hook. This was her second drunk driving offense in 10 years, which means she'll automatically lose her license.
