Apr 18, 2011

TAXING



Over 130,000,000 Americans are expected to file a tax return. The IRS says some cranky taxpayers use Band-Aids, sewing needles and chewing gum to attach their W-2 income statements to their tax forms. One nurse reportedly attached her W-2 with a hypodermic needle while another distraught taxpayer smeared his tax return with blood and feces. IRS workers usually receive a few nude photos while some people are actually nice and send candy, cigars and thank-you notes.