JON CRYER went on "Conan" last night to respond to CHARLIE SHEEN calling him a TROLL. And he KILLED IT.

JON CRYER went on "Conan" last night to respond to CHARLIE SHEEN calling him a TROLL. And he KILLED IT.

He came out onstage and said, quote, "The fact is, I am a troll. It's not something I like to talk about. My parents don't even know that I'm a troll. Of course I guess they do now."

He added, quote, "The truth is that there's not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood.

"To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery." Then he showed a picture of himself as a Troll doll.

He went on to talk about Troll persecution and people's misconceptions about Trolls . . . not to mention other Hollywood stars who were born Trolls, including Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter.