One of Charlie Sheen's porn skanks claims that he has mostly gold teeth and wears a veneer to conceal them. And that's just the beginning. Check out the Top Shocking Revelations About Charlie Sheen . . .
--His penis is held together by twine and bubble gum.
--Even the AIDS monkey thinks he's icky.
--He's still less embarrassing to his family than Emilio.
--He once got so high he found "Two and a Half Men" funny.
--He hasn't nailed your mom . . . yet.
--He and Tom Berenger love to reminisce about "Platoon" while Tom squeegees Charlie's windshield.
--After a long day on the set, he loves to unwind with two fingers of Tila Tequila.
--He still wants to have a son and name him "Afro." (Think about it . . . how BAD this joke is!)
--His nose can "out-suck" a Dyson . . . or a Kardashian.
--He uses only organic, non-dairy coke. He's a health nut!
--He single-handedly saved the fedora industry.
--His coffee table has never once had a cup of coffee on it.
