So you secretly want to defile one of your Facebook friends. Happens to all of us. There's only problem: She has a boyfriend. But you know it won't last, and you want to make sure you're there the SECOND it ends to swoop in and take your shot.
Well, let's all thank modern technology, because it just made your ability to STALK that person easier than ever.
A programmer named Dan Loewenherz just released a new, free Facebook app called the Breakup Notifier.
You go to the official website . . . sign in with your Facebook account . . . and choose which of your friends you'd like to stalk. Then, as soon as any of them make a change in their relationship status, you get an email letting you know.
What you do with that information is up to you.