If for some ungodly reason you ever take a trip to the African country of Malawi . . . get ready to clench up those buttocks nice and good. Because their government just made it illegal to PASS GAS in public.
Seriously. They've decided to punish people who repeatedly, quote, "foul the air" because they want to, quote, "mould responsible and disciplined citizens." There's no word on what the punishment will be.
But locals are worried that the law is basically going to turn into the most high-stakes game of "he who smelt it, dealt it" EVER . . . with everyone blaming their emissions on someone else, to avoid being punished.
