A Woman Was Charged With Felony Assault For Squirting A Police Officer With Breast Milk

Ladies . . . this is just a heads-up to let you know that according to the law, your BREASTS are considered a deadly weapon. At least that's what I take from THIS . . .

--Last Thursday, 31-year-old Toni Tramel was arrested for public intoxication in Owensboro, Kentucky (--about 80 miles southwest of Louisville).

--It was a misdemeanor charge, and Toni probably would have gotten off with just a small fine.

--But while she was changing into an inmate uniform at the jail, Toni squirted the guard in the face with her BREAST MILK.

--Under the letter of the law, breast milk is treated just like any other bodily fluid. And Toni was slapped with a third-degree felony assault charge as a result.

--Now she's being held on $10,000 bond, and if she's convicted she could get up to five years in prison. All because she got wasted and squirted a cop in the face with her breast milk.