Mar 15, 2010

An Old Guy Was Arrested For Punching A Bunch Of Little Kids In The Head At Wal-Mart



Now it's time to recognize our 'A-hole of the Day' . . . 68-year-old Ralph Conone of Columbus, Ohio.

--Last Wednesday, Ralph was arrested after he PUNCHED a 6-year-old boy in the back of the head at Wal-Mart. And it wasn't the first time Ralph had punched a kid.

--In fact, Ralph punched the boy's 7-year-old brother earlier that night, and he's smacked at least two other kids at Wal-Mart since the start of the year.

--Police officials say Ralph would form a fist around his keys, and then go around punching little kids when their parents weren't looking. Apparently, he chose kids because they couldn't defend themselves.

--According to a police spokesman, Ralph, quote, "stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there. He'll just strike them in the head, and just turn around and walk away." (???)

--Ralph's been charged with two counts of misdemeanor assault. He's being held on $150,000 bond, and if he somehow manages to come up with the money, he's been ordered to stay away from his victims, as well as all Wal-Mart stores.

See the video here.

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