A Lesbian Was Arrested After Her Wedding For Flashing Her Boobs And Attacking A Doorman

40-year-old Sharon Hancox and Nicola Hutin are a lovely LESBIAN couple from Swansea, Wales (--in the southern part of the country).

--Recently, they tied the knot in a small civil union ceremony . . . then proceeded to get completely wasted at the reception.

--At some point in the evening, Nicola got into a fistfight with another woman. It was broken up by the club's doorman . . . a guy named David Jenkins.

--In defense of her woman, Sharon came over and started cursing at David, before flashing her BREASTS at him, and bashing him in the head with a high-heel shoe. (!!!)

--Long story short, Sharon was arrested and convicted of common assault last week. As punishment, she's been sentenced to a year of probation, 60 hours of community service, and $375 in fines. (Daily Telegraph)

(--To be honest, the only reason I'm even running this is because both Sharon and Nicola are so remarkably unattractive. I realize that's pretty cold, and I'm not proud of myself . . . but I'm not apologizing either.)