WARNING*** BY SCOLLING DOWN YOU WILL SEE A TEENY PEENY!
Not long ago, HAILEY GLASSMAN revealed that her ex-boyfriend, JON GOSSELIN, was packing a not-so-meaty THREE INCHES below the belt.
--Yesterday, she posted a picture of his nethers on Twitter. And if the junk in this picture really is Jon's, then she wasn't kidding.
--Along with the picture, Hailey also dropped some angry Tweets. Such as . . .
--"Yes, YOU KNOW WHO THIS NASTY PENIS belongs to! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. EW the torture!"
--"LOOK-This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He's single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives."
--"This is Karma. FYI don't (eff) with fire if you don't want to get Burned, and don't mess with the bull if you don't want the horns."
--"Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON'T THINK SO twitterworld!"
--Just a few questions about this picture. First of all, the guy in it has a gut. Does Jon Gosselin have enough of a gut to be the owner of this tragic piece of equipment??? Does he have a gut at all???)
--Secondly, by that tape measure's count, Jon isn't packing three inches . . . he's packing LESS. In fact, he's not even hitting the two-and-a-half mark. And he appears to be engorged!!!)
(--And by the way, if you're that small, why measure??? And why let somebody take a picture of the measurement???)
(--Third, you have to love the SHORN SCROTUM. That definitely seems like something Jon would do.)
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