A Guy Told A Woman To Get Off Her Phone At The Movies, So Her Boyfriend Stabbed Him In The Neck With A Meat Thermometer

There's nothing worse than dropping $12 on a movie ticket, only to have the experience ruined by some jerk on a cell phone talking during the movie. Actually, maybe there's ONE THING worse . . .

--Two Saturdays ago, an unidentified man was at the Cinemark 22 movie theater in Lancaster, California (--about 50 miles north of Los Angeles).

--After the movie started, an unidentified woman in the theater got on her cell phone and started talking during the flick. So the guy asked her to turn it off.

--But apparently, the woman's boyfriend did NOT appreciate this guy telling his girlfriend what to do. So he and his buddy ATTACKED the guy, and ended up stabbing him in the neck with a MEAT THERMOMETER. (???)

--The man was rushed to the hospital, where he was treated for his injuries and released.

--According to the police, no arrests have been made in the attack yet.

(--The ironic part is that everyone else in the theater was actually JEALOUS of this guy, since it gave him an excuse to leave halfway through "Cop Out". HI-YO!)