A Couple In South Carolina Was Arrested After Getting Caught 69'ing

(Above photo - The couple arrested)

The beauty of police work is that you get to catch people with their pants down . . . literally. Just ask Corporal William Murphy of Orangeburg, South Carolina (--about 45 miles south of Columbia).

--Early Sunday morning, Murphy was on patrol in a mall parking lot when he noticed a parked Chevy conversion van that was "a-rockin'."

--And when he "came a-knockin'," Murphy found two people inside . . . 30-year-old Shanna Byrd and 32-year-old Ronald Braxton.

--More importantly, Shanna and Ronald were engaged in a certain SEX ACT that's also a NUMBER. Here's a hint: It comes after 68, and before 70.

--Or, as Murphy put it in his police report, quote, "Mrs. Byrd's head was at Mr. Braxton's groin area, and Mr. Braxton's head was at Mrs. Byrd's groin area."

--Anyway, Murphy told Shanna and Ronald to put on their clothes and get out of the van. But then Ronald started cursing Murphy out, so he arrested them both for misdemeanor disorderly conduct.