Aug 14, 2012
THANKS FOR FLYING KOOKY AIRLINES!
The flight attendant wanted to have spiritual heart to hearts with passengers as they boarded, and seeing as I was at a bachelor party in Nashville the night before I really didn't need a spiritual cleansing...I needed a change of blood and to sit down. Nonetheless I was told I was 'filled with power and confidence', given a hug and allowed to take my seat.
Unfortunately for our hungover hero, the free-spirit attendant wasn't nearly done. Preparing for takeoff, the self-made guru grabbed hold of the plane's PA system and launched into a daily affirmation that would have Mister Rogers himself reaching for an insulin shot.