Feb 4, 2011

VIDEO OF THE DAY: Epic Rap Battle Darth Vader vs. Hitler

"Beavis and Butt-Head" Is Returning to MTV



MTV is bringing back "Beavis and Butt-Head". They made the announcement Wednesday. Actually, they had the cast of "Skins" make the announcement for them at a press event . . . just to make sure they had everyone's attention.

There's no premiere date yet, but they said it'll happen sometime this year. "Beavis and Butt-Head" originally aired on MTV from 1993 to 1997.

A Weatherman Meant to Say "Hot Cup of Cocoa" But Instead of "Cup", He Said a C-Word That Rhymes with "Sock"

On Tuesday, a weatherman in Canada was doing his blizzard forecast, and he MEANT to tell viewers to pour a "hot cup of cocoa". But instead of "cup", he said a C-word that rhymes with "Sock".

Did Cheech Marin Assault His Ex-Wife?



CHEECH MARIN'S ex-wife, Patti Heid, asked for an emergency restraining order, claiming that Cheech assaulted her during a property dispute.

Patti says Cheech got mad at her when a deal to transfer some property between them fell through.

She says he, quote, "fractured my cheek, blackened my eye and violently choked me causing severe bruising on my neck and neck pain . . . numbing of my arms and hands."

She also claims he choked their son.

Top Shocking Revelations About Charlie Sheen



One of Charlie Sheen's porn skanks claims that he has mostly gold teeth and wears a veneer to conceal them. And that's just the beginning. Check out the Top Shocking Revelations About Charlie Sheen . . .

--His penis is held together by twine and bubble gum.

--Even the AIDS monkey thinks he's icky.

--He's still less embarrassing to his family than Emilio.

--He once got so high he found "Two and a Half Men" funny.

--He hasn't nailed your mom . . . yet.

--He and Tom Berenger love to reminisce about "Platoon" while Tom squeegees Charlie's windshield.

--After a long day on the set, he loves to unwind with two fingers of Tila Tequila.

--He still wants to have a son and name him "Afro." (Think about it . . . how BAD this joke is!)

--His nose can "out-suck" a Dyson . . . or a Kardashian.

--He uses only organic, non-dairy coke. He's a health nut!

--He single-handedly saved the fedora industry.

--His coffee table has never once had a cup of coffee on it.